I guess Hugh Jackman is sexy for an old dude but no way is he the sexiest man alive.  He’s, like, 40.  I am way disappointed with listmakers lately.  GQ says Josh Brolin is #1, People says Hugh Jackman is #1…Who makes these lists?  Probs women who watch Desperate Housewives and eat their feelings or [...]

(Gerard) Jen has tapped hottie Gerard Butler to star in “The Goree Girls,” a film about women in prison that she is set to produce and star in next year.  Not sure what Gerard’s role will be…..I’m sure he’ll take his shirt of though so that’s def a movie that I will go see.

(ContactMusic) Chris Martin said Coldplay won’t be around forever.  He says, “I’m 31 now, and I don’t think that bands should keep going past 33.  So, we’re trying to pack in as much as possible. Up until the end of next year, we’ll just go for it in every sense. We’ve still got most of our [...]

(David)/(AP) David Cook says that he hopes that instead of him being compared to Daughtrey, someone else will be compared to him someday. Wish fulfilled! Ellen Degeneres’ bangs totally match his.

Brian Austin Green told peeps this week at GQ’s Men of the Year bash that despite tossing around the idea of eloping, he and GF Megan Fox are actually planning a “small” ceremony.  Brian says, “I like to see her in the morning.  I like to see her at home.”  Duh.  Of course you do. [...]

Leo is jumping on the “paparazzi piss me off” bandwagon. He says, “The reason I don’t pose or smile or that I seem mad is that I don’t want them to make a living off my private life.” I don’t smile, either, but it’s because I’m emo and that’s totally trendy.  Otherwise me and Leo [...]

Jen Garner has a stalker named Steven Burky.  He’s been stalking her for years but now he’s like sending packages and letters “containing delusional and paranoid thoughts” and upping his game and Jen is not happy about it and she’s afraid for her family and such.   That’s so weird ‘cuz it’s exactly what my guidance [...]

SamRo is apparently fighting with LiLo because she’s way jealous of all of LiLo’s exes.  Calum Best showed up at the same club they were at in London, and LiLo apparently left the club alone that night. A spy says, “Samantha gets jealous of her former male lovers, and Lindsay didn’t want to upset her.’” [...]

Kanye said Rihanna was the best thing to happen to Beyonce’s career, because she forced Beyonce to step up her game.  But instead of bitching him out, Beyonce responded, “I love Kanye.  It’s all from a good place.  I love Rihanna, I think she’s fantastic and she’s done an incredible job.”  Sounds like the weight [...]

Taylor says school was hard for her: “A lot of girls thought I was weird.  Actually, the word they liked to use was annoying. I’d sit at their lunch table and they’d move to a different one.”  I guess it’s all OK now, though, because she can be like, Suck it, bitches!  I have the [...]